"I know it's an obvious comment but I'm going to say it. If the good players play well, we're going to have a great game."
"Zidane is not very happy, because he's suffering from the wind"
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it on their faces"
"I'm afraid they've left their legs at home"
"They've picked their heads up off the ground and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders"
"He sliced the ball when he had it on a plate"
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw"
"There's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch" on Gordon Strachan
"Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard"
I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat."
At least we were consistent - useless in defence, mediocre in midfield and crap up front."